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I don’t give two fucks about your boyfriend or your weed. You’re a rancid bitch who is so not worth my time. You’re not going anywhere, have fun in line at the soup kitchen. I’ll send you a postcard from college.


Conversation I heard in the club.

  • Shy Guy:Hey there..
  • Random Guy:Hey what's up?
  • Shy Guy:Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
  • Random Guy:Thanks dude!
  • Shy Guy:So, are you here with anyone?
  • Random Guy:Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
  • Shy Guy:Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
  • Random Guy:That's alright it's cool.
  • Shy Guy:You don't mind me calling you cute?
  • Random Guy:A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.