I don’t give two fucks about your boyfriend or your weed. You’re a rancid bitch who is so not worth my time. You’re not going anywhere, have fun in line at the soup kitchen. I’ll send you a postcard from college.
I don’t give two fucks about your boyfriend or your weed. You’re a rancid bitch who is so not worth my time. You’re not going anywhere, have fun in line at the soup kitchen. I’ll send you a postcard from college.
and I SWEAR
(Source: sweetnotscene)
Imagine if Icelandic bloggers got offended at our keysmashes cause we actually keysmashed their hometown or something
“Ey buddy I’ll have you know Jhbsklfahsdfgehg is the best city in Iceland”




(Source: weaslette)









Best of Bo Burnham
(Source: inspectorspacetime)
(Source: roboticjukebox)
(Source: weheartit.com)